girls don’t want boys girls want deaf clint barton to be incorporated into the mcu
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
yeah, i’m not about to fuck with miss piggy.
Miss Piggy would rip off my arms and beat me into submission with them.
Smith noticeably brightened when a fan asked what it was like to work with Alex Kingston, who played the Doctor’s love interest River Song. “She’s an absolute dream,” Smith said, “She’s everything you’d want her to be. The most sensational flirt on the planet. There’s just no one better. And if she goes and appears with Capaldi, I will bang the tables.”
"you’ll get ink poisoning"
haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful
when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.
Wait, why did your parents call animal control?
stop taking bucky’s metal arm away
stop taking charles’ wheelchair away
stop taking clint’s hearing aids away
disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please
I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.
"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"
"Nope, sorry Bucky. By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids? He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"
It’s probably rocket