officialnatasharomanoff:

girls don’t want boys girls want deaf clint barton to be incorporated into the mcu

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kuroba101:

voidbat:

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

yeah, i’m not about to fuck with miss piggy.

Miss Piggy would rip off my arms and beat me into submission with them.

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Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good.
My amazing friend (via pain-is-temporary-keep-fighting)

(Source: )

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slapmytitties:

These three emojis pretty much sums up how I feel all the time tbh

slapmytitties:

These three emojis pretty much sums up how I feel all the time tbh

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Smith noticeably brightened when a fan asked what it was like to work with Alex Kingston, who played the Doctor’s love interest River Song. “She’s an absolute dream,” Smith said, “She’s everything you’d want her to be. The most sensational flirt on the planet. There’s just no one better. And if she goes and appears with Capaldi, I will bang the tables.”
Matt Smith talking about how he’s still obsessed with Alex Kingston

(via caffeinated-nerd)

(Source: space.ca)

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veganfuckstolemyshoes:

shut—up—harry:

hannah-sollux:

darning-socks:

"you’ll get ink poisoning"

haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful

when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.

Wait, why did your parents call animal control?

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a-study-in-scenes:

People using the ” don’t waste water ” excuse for not doing the Ice Bucket Challenge are actually pissing me off a little. Seriously, you waste more water taking a fucking bath.

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seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

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New Who Doctors in their previous regeneration’s clothes

(Source: themostimpassionedsong)

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lady-dixon:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

erikloser:

stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.

"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"

"Nope, sorry Bucky.  By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids?  He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"

It’s probably rocket

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easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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